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Ireland to stop kissing the ring?

After the 8th, time to make Ireland a secular republic

The Almighty Sun God clearly approves of the Irish vote to remove the 8th amendment from the Constitution on May 25, 2018. We know this because the Almighty Sun God shone on voting day, and has shone pretty much every day since, in an unprecedented stretch of great drying weather. After a long and miserable winter, the Almighty Sun God finally looks upon us with favour once more, and all because of how we voted.

That sounds insane, right? Of course it's crazy. But it's no more crazy than the everyday madness that passes for the teachings of the theistic religions, including the Catholic Church. Ireland is a Catholic-controlled country, governed by a tiny elite which has always bent the knee to the Catholic Church. Yes, there was a blip from 1916-21, when a small number of genuine republicans managed to wrest independence from the British Empire. But after a vicious Civil War, 1921-22, our best and brightest were slaughtered by their fellow Irish, leaving the conservatives to define the new Republic. So they kept the Empire's control systems in place and allowed the Catholic Church to define the nation's morality, even to the extent of the Church taking complete control of Ireland's education and health systems.

Irish history a litany of failures

Just check out this stomach-churning picture of then Fianna Fail President of Ireland, Eamon de Valera, bending the knee, and kissing the ring (literally and metaphorically) of Archbishop of Dublin McQuaid...

President of Ireland, Eamon de Valera, kissing the episcopal ring of Catholic Archbishop of Dublin John Charles McQuaid at the turning of the sod ceremony, University College Dublin, 1962. Photo: UCD Archives

The god clause

Let's go back to fix 1937, the year that the Republic of Ireland adopted Eamon de Valera's Constitution which, in its preamble, states:

"We, the people of Éire (Ireland),

"Humbly acknowledging all our obligations to our Divine Lord, Jesus Christ... "

"In the Name of the Most Holy Trinity, from Whom is all authority and to Whom, as our final end, all actions both of men and States must be referred..."

Give me a break! We removed the dastardly 8th amendment, but the actual Constitution itself is riddled with God baloney and the outdated thinking of a conservative, peasant society that was in thrall to the Catholic Church. I don't believe that Ireland's Constitution is fit for purpose.

We should set about writing a completely new Constitution for Ireland, one which reflects our true values and aspirations, not the twisted ideas of a depraved, cruel and absurd elite. They came from such a different place and time, they seem like aliens to me. 

As a citizen of 21st century Ireland, I want a liberal, secular democracy, that puts people before gods, human rights before the State. This can only be achieved by continuing the fabulous momentum that brought the God Squad to its knees on May 25, 2018. Getting blasphemy out of the Constitution is great, but we need a much bigger plan.

Gary's action plan for a secular Ireland 

  1. Before the abortion legislation comes into force, offer free contraception to all Irish teens and adults forever. 46 countries already offer free contraception, so why can't we? 
  2. Get rid of religion across the entire Irish healthcare system. From hospitals named after saints (really!) to religious orders actually calling the shots at many key hospitals, this is a shameful state of affairs. Medicine is about science, not god. I ask you! And never admit me to St Gertrude's* Hospital!
  3. The Catholic Church controls almost 100% of Ireland's primary and secondary level schools. Really! The local bishop actually decides how schools are run! And they teach kids a shedload of religion, too! This is indoctrination. Do languages, more science, and more sex education instead, for Christ's sake! 
  4. Health and education are just the most obvious (and damaging?) places where religion affects our daily lives. There's got to be a million more sneaky ways the Church has gotten its fingers into our brains, pants and pockets. So let's do an audit! An independent examination of how religion influences the running of the Irish State. I'd pay to read that report! 
  5. Let's make religions pay their way. Property taxes are just the start. Why should some of the richest organisations in the world be exempt from taxes while I, a model citizen, get royally screwed every paycheck? I just don't get it! 
  6. When we shake off the mental shackles, we can collectively write a new Constitution and really grow up as a nation. 

Read Gary's take on McQuaid and De Valera in Ireland Trilogy, available for free on iTunes.

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*St Gertrude the Great is patron saint of the dead. Not a great hospital brand.


Wouldn't you vote yes if it was you that got pregnant?

Inspired by the 1970 Pregnant Man ad created by CramerSaatchi, now Saatchi & Saatchi

How you can deliver equality and liberty for Irish women this Friday

  1. Share this post. 
  2. Help the yes campaign to own the digital space by tagging every social post this week, whatever the content: #repealthe8th #menforyes
  3. Make sure you vote. 
  4. Vote yes. 
  5. Tell all your friends to vote yes.

Let's give free contraceptives to Irish women

I admire and respect Ireland's Minister for Health, Simon Harris TD, for leading the campaign to take Ireland from the dark age of religious misogyny and into the light of equality, where women have full control over their own bodies (why is the Catholic Church so obsessed with women's bodies?). I ask Minister Harris to go one step further and announce free contraception for all Irish women. This move would help to minimise unwanted pregnancies, as has been proven in the 46 countries worldwide that offer free contraception to women. 

46 countries offer free contraception to women. Let's make Ireland number 47.

Free contraception prevents abortions, saves money, empowers women

Unplanned pregnancies cost the global economy billions every year, causing distress and harm to women. Let's work towards free contraception for all women everywhere, starting with adding Ireland to the list of countries that already give this important health benefit free to citizens. 


Read more

Masters of Dublin maternity hospitals encourage a yes vote, with Minister for Health, Simon Harris TD:

A two-minute guide to the referendum

Referendum Commission FAQs

Irish Minister for Health, Simon Harris TD, on the mental health implications of a no vote:

The 46 countries where contraception is free

This campaign was inspired by the iconic 1970 Pregnant Man ad created by CramerSaatchi, now Saatchi & Saatchi. The ad, created for the Family Planning Association, succeeded because of its simplicity. It posed a simple question: ‘Would you be more careful if it was you that got pregnant?’. Read more here:
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Why the SpaceX Falcon Heavy Test Launch Matters

Thank you, Elon Musk, for the spectacle

It was a bit like the Roman idea of the circus. Give the plebs a spectacular show of blood and death and they'll forget about how shit their own lives are, and how they are being controlled by a small elite of unelected twats. And, in these shit times, the Falcon Heavy test launch on Tuesday, February 6, 2018, did indeed distract so many of us.

Falcon Heavy launch highlights

Historic Launch Complex 39A at the Kennedy Space Center and the ghost of Saturn V. The power of the three rocket boosters. Kerosene and oxygen and thunder and lightning. The side boosters coming back to land simultaneously. Starman in his Tesla Roadster, driving through space, the gorgeous planet that we call home, David Bowie rocking the soundtrack. Don't panic on the dashboard and a copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide in the glovebox. It was a non-stop, multi-sensory, space-tech, popular culture emotional orgasm. The Earth moved.

The begrudgery

The buzz lasted for days, but the begrudgers were quick to appear. Musk was denounced for spending $90 million to send a $100,000 car into space, when there are so many other good uses for money down here. This is wrong. For starters, SpaceX is a private venture. It gets government assistance, certainly, but Musk has invested his own fortune in the venture, a fortune he earned himself through innovation and perseverance. Better to look at something like military expenditure, and the global arms industry, which is heavily government-run or subsidised. 

"Stockholm International Peace Research Institute (SIPRI) estimated that 2012 military expenditures were roughly $1.8 trillion. The combined arms sales of the top 100 largest arms-producing companies amounted to an estimated $395 billion in 2012 according to SIPRI. In 2004 over $30 billion was spent in the international arms trade (a figure that excludes domestic sales of arms). The five biggest exporters in 2010–2014 were the United States, Russia, China, Germany and France, and the five biggest importers were India, Saudi Arabia, China, the United Arab Emirates and Pakistan." - Wikipedia

So the 5 permanent members of the UN Security Council, who are entrusted with keeping the peace, sell shitloads of armaments to oil and gas and iPhone producers, as well as the two countries that have been essentially at war since Britain's shambolic imperial retreat and partition. This is a much bigger issue, an elephant in the room. If we stopped spending money on guns and missiles, we could solve global poverty, hunger and inequality permanently, in a year. Peace has never been given a chance, because the US, UK, France, Russia and China are making too much money from war and death.

It's all about the story

But back to the event itself. As a marketing storyteller (and novelist), I take my hat off to Mr Musk and the SpaceX team for making a great story and telling it with style. The story's the thing, to paraphrase Shakespeare, and this was a complete story, with depth, layers, twists and a climax. In these marketing times, there is a realisation that true, compelling stories are the holy grail. This was a true story, a real story and a story that will be told around campfires for generations to come.

The Beginning.

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Axial tilt - the real reason we celebrate Christmas

23 degrees

Earth's axis - an imaginary line between the north and south poles - is not perpendicular to the sun, but is off by 23 degrees. This is known as axial tilt. Because of axial tilt, we have our seasons: when our hemisphere is tilted towards the sun for half of our orbit around the sun (half of our year), we get more solar radiation. This is felt most strongly as summer. And when we tilt away from the sun for the other half of the year, we get winter. And the exact turning point in the middle of winter, when we (in the northern hemisphere) start to tilt back towards the sun, is technically known as the winter solstice. This annual event is imprinted on the global consciousness. As Christmas.

Newgrange and the winter solstice

How? Let’s start by going to the first large-scale building in human history. We don’t have to travel very far from Dublin (where this post is written), just up the road to County Meath, and Newgrange. On the 21st of December every year, a shaft of light penetrates deep into the heart of this ancient structure. It is believed that the light awoke the souls of the dead buried within, because the world was literally given new life. It is also believed that the appearance of the beam of sunlight was a cause of celebration for the early farmers who lived around the structure. It proved that the gods had decided that enough was enough with the ever-darkening winter days and that light and hope had returned. We can only imagine how it must have felt for people whose very survival depended on the return of spring to see that, clearly spring was on its way. Two minutes' worth of extra sunshine every day.

At around 5,000 years old, Newgrange predates the Pyramids of Egypt and Stonehenge, and it is likely that those mighty structures also had some connection with the solstice, as did structures around the world from Mexico to Easter Island. Imagine the energy and organisation and meticulous study of the sun that went into the construction of Newgrange and the other monuments to the solstice! The solstice was clearly the single most important thing in people’s lives.

Mithraism vs Christianity

If we fast forward to the mighty Roman Empire of the fourth century CE, the official state religion was called Mithraism, a pagan cult that celebrated the sun. On December 25th every year, there was a huge celebration of feasts and games - the Romans did like to party - in honour of the sun god’s birth. They called it Natalis Solis Invicti and it was the biggest party of the year, marking the rebirth of the sun after the winter solstice.

Christianity was gaining a foothold in Rome at the time but, during the early 4th century CE, it looked like Mithraism could come out on top, with Christianity potentially fading away. Church leaders decided ‘if you can’t beat them, join them’. They decided to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, which had never been celebrated before. Nobody knew when Jesus had been born. Most likely it was in spring, as that’s the only time of year when shepherds would mind their flocks at night. But that didn’t really matter. It was decided that the 25th of December, the exact date of the sun god’s birthday party, would also be Jesus’s birthday party. When the Roman emperor Constantine was baptised in 337 CE, Christianity became the official state religion of the empire and Christmas became a permanent feature of the calendar.

Merry axial tilt

So, as you enjoy Christmas, with its mix of customs and traditions from all over history, from Queen Victoria to Coca-Cola, remember that the most important thing of all is the winter solstice. Merry axial tilt everyone!

Learn more
Live coverage of the sun entering the chamber at Newgrange, 2017:

Image credits
The sun - NASA
Newgrange - Tjp Finn - Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0,

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Blade Runner 2049. Yes. It's awesome.

Summer 1982. I just turned fifteen, lived in Limerick, in Ireland's Wild West. A city with two cinema screens and a bumper crop of movies. E.T. The Extra Terrestrial, Poltergeist and The Thing. I remember the Saturday afternoon. I went with some friends to see E.T. but it was sold out. We walked the block to the other cinema. Blade Runner? Ridley Scott? Too young for the bars, it was either this unheard of movie or nothing. And the rest is future history.

Blade Runner has since become a bold pattern on the fabric of our planetary culture. If you haven't seen it - and there are millions, if not billions who haven't - I urge, nay beg, you to watch it before you see 2049. In fact, before you watch the first movie, go read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K Dick.

The best way to measure a movie in my book is whether I can stay awake. There's something about the cinema's cosy darkness, like a factory womb, where replicants are nurtured. So I feared the 163 minutes. It turned out that 163 felt like 5. The movie looks amazing, plenty of nods towards the original's unique style, but glad to make progress in time, in look, in visual depth. The acting is universally excellent, highlights include Ryan Gosling in his best screen performance to date, Harrison Ford owning the screen when he shows up, Jared Leto utterly credible as the mysterious Wallace, Robin Wright perfectly cast as the grizzled LAPD police chief and Ana de Armas as an engaging hologram.

In terms of the big idea, it's still about what it means to be human and whether we can ever really know for sure that we are human. These are the kind of questions that don't surface very often in popular culture and it is to the credit of the filmmakers that they have taken Philip K Dick's obsession and really run with it. There's a scene where K's hologram girlfriend offers to read to him, Pale Fire by Vladimir Nabokov. There may be meaning here, in terms of imagined entities creating or owning further imagined entities. In my opinion, she should've offered to read Philip K Dick's Ubik. Could it be that everyone in the film is already dead, from that mysterious blackout that erased digital history? That would've pushed it out.

In terms of where we are now with our humanity, the Blade Runner future is one without animals, humans themselves in decline. We feel bad when Joi the hologram is destroyed, which brought me back a couple of weeks to when my daughter was on my phone, poking Talking Tom repeatedly in his face. The virtual cat said 'Ow, ow, ow' and I said 'Stop hurting him, that's not nice.' Are we already there, I wonder?

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Climate Change, Hurricanes, Gods and Logic

Are the gods angry with us?

Nobody likes hurricanes. As Irma hits Florida today after leaving a trail of death and destruction across the Caribbean, our thoughts are with those in her path. While many secretly hope that President Trump's Florida resort gets flattened, that is not a positive wish. This doesn't have to be a zero-sum game. Anyway, hopes, wishes and prayers are completely useless in the face of nature. Nature doesn't care about gods. Nature is what we constructed our god myths around. You could say that nature is god. So, are the gods angry?

Climate science 101

If the climate is a god, we've made it angry by adding heat. Hotter oceans have more energy and release more - and more energetic - water vapour into the air. Hotter air holds more water. Hotter air melts icecaps, leading to higher ocean levels and more devastating storm surges. This is very basic science, something that most 10 year-olds can grasp.

Where's the heat?

Burning fossil fuel - oil, petrol, diesel, natural gas - creates greenhouse gases (GHGs), such as carbon dioxide. When these greenhouse gases gather in the atmosphere, they block solar energy - heat - from escaping back into space. So the atmosphere gets hotter, more energetic, more capable of intense weather events and enormous hurricanes. Critically, water vapour itself is a greenhouse gas. See 'Climate science 101' above.

What's the alternative and why don't we embrace it?

Renewable energy, such as solar and wind, creates the power to run an electricity-generating station or to power an electric car, but without any greenhouse gases. It really is that simple. A key blocker is that we are lectured about the high cost of renewables. Take that one with a pinch of salt. A 2016 study estimated that global fossil fuel subsidies were $5.3 trillion in 2015, which represents 6.5% of global GDP. So, while Elon Musk and the Chinese make great progress driving down the cost of solar, there is not a level playing field while big oil still gets billions in handouts from friends in high places.

Applying logic

President Trump's decision to pull the USA out of the Paris Agreement on GHG control was a mistake, especially from a business logic perspective. Here's my three point plan for getting things back on track:

  1. Err on the side of caution on GHGs. If the thousands of scientists are right, we have a slim window of opportunity to get our emissions under control. If we don't, we're in big trouble and our kids and grandkids will inherit a devastated planet. 
  2. Reduce or eliminate the subsidies given to fossil fuel businesses. Add up all the costs generated by mega-hurricanes and follow the money. Until the money runs out.
  3. Invest some the fossil fuel subsidy savings in flood defences and improving renewable efficiencies.

Prayers just don't cut it.

Further reading

Fossil fuel subsidies:
Greenhouse gases:
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Easter Rising 1916 Remembered - Ireland's Crazy History and Broken Present

A Brief History of Ireland and Dublin

In a nutshell, Ireland's history is: warring tribes, St Patrick, warring tribes, Vikings, warring tribes, Normans, warring tribes, King Henry VIII, Oliver Cromwell, King William of Orange, Easter 1916, Independence, European Union, warring tribes...
No real recorded history of Dublin until the Vikings sailed up the River Liffey in the 9th century. Ireland at that time was populated by a lot of Celtic tribes constantly at war with each other, St Patrick having converted some of the pagans to Christianity in the second half of the 5th century. Then the Vikings came over from Denmark, said 'Hej' and that was that. They liked Dublin because it was a good spot for catching salmon and handy for grabbing and exporting slaves. They made their bases at rivermouths across Ireland, including at Limerick, Waterford, Wexford, Cork and Galway - all Ireland's current cities, basically.
Dublin's name in Irish is Dubhlinn, meaning 'black pool', which may derive from a deep river pool where salmon gathered. The original Viking settlement is at a place called Wood Quay, just upriver (on the south bank) from the quaint Ha'penny Bridge, past U2's Clarence Hotel and now the location for the bunker-like offices of Dublin City Council (the original Viking origins of Dublin were dug up and skipped to make way for these horrible offices). The Vikings did annoy the locals, (something to do with the slave trade, perhaps) so a warrior called Brian Boru, from Killaloe, Co Clare, became the first to unite the Irish tribes against a common enemy. Boru's army defeated the Vikings in the Battle of Clontarf on Dublin's north city coastline in 1014. But Boru was killed in the aftermath of the battle. Ouch.
The Norman invasion began in 1169, commanded by Henry II. The Pope at the time gave Henry dominion over the "barbarous nation" of Ireland so that its "filthy practices" may be abolished, its Church brought into line, and that the Irish pay their tax to Rome. The Normans ruled the roost, mixing with the locals,until King Henry VIII decided to reconquer Ireland in 1566. The mainly Catholic Irish peasantry were never treated well and there was the occasional rebellion and famine, with Daniel O'Connell, the Liberator, bringing about Catholic emancipation in 1829. Dublin's main street, and the bridge leading from it to the southside, is named after O'Connell, as is the main street of virtually every town in Ireland. The Great Irish Famine of 1845-49 was a major event, with over a million starving to death. Dublin was largely insulated from the Famine, as the seat of British power, the centre of a defended coastal strip called The Pale, its citadel Dublin Castle. The Pale gave us the expression 'Beyond the Pale', meaning something weird and bizarre. Dubliners call people from outside the city 'culchies' or 'boggers' while country people call Dubliners 'Jackeens' because they loved to fly the 'Union Jack' flag in deference to the British rulers. So there you have it.

But the drive for independence continued, with the Easter Rising, a mainly Dublin event, beginning on 24 April, 1916. Led by Padraig Pearse and the Irish Volunteers, it lasted for six days with much of the action taking place around the General Post Office (GPO) on O'Connell Street. The rebellion was crushed and its leaders executed in Kilmainham Gaol. This outraged the Irishand a War of Independence was launched in 1919. Led by Michael Collins, it was intelligence-led, used innovative guerrilla tactics, and brought about independence in 1921. But Ireland was partitioned, Ulster remaining part of the United Kingdom, and this caused a brutal Civil War, which ended in 1922. A bitter taste remains and Ireland's political landscape is still described as 'Civil War politics'. Neil Jordan's film Michael Collins is an excellent evocation of the period.
Pearse and Collins are revered as heroes (de Valera less so), with many streets and buildings around Dublin named after them. But we owe Britain a great deal, including our love of the language, the finest architecture in Dublin, a key emigration destination and a strong bond between the peoples.
Dublin today is capital of a broken nation, an utterly bankrupt economy and a people with little faith in the inbred political class that caused thespectacular collapse, which began in 2008. There is a general sense of malaise and despondency and a visible urban decay in vacant retail units, derelict office blocks and so-called ghost housing estates. There has also been a noticeable increase in beggars, vagrants and homeless people on the city streets. But Dublin's people have not lost their sense of humour, their joy of life and their love of going out, dining, drinking, partying. Dublin people remain among the friendliest and best-mannered on Earth and are very welcoming.
Dublin was, back in the 'boom' times, considered to be Europe's party capital. The joie de vivre isn't quite as bubbly these days, but  it is coming back, and there is still a discernible buzz to the city centre, particularly on Friday and Saturday nights. Go taste it!

Easter Rising Centenary
This weekend, Ireland remembers the Rising. The Easter Rising of 1916, often simply called The Rising, was the key event in Irish history. It was that important. Ireland was changed utterly and, as famed poet William Butler Yeats kind of said, 'A terrible beauty was born'.

A Very Brief History of the Easter Rising

Easter Monday, 24 April, 1916

Ireland was part of the British Empire. Irish republicans decided to launch an insurrection while Britain was distracted by World War 1 (1914-18). A number of armed groups took part: Irish Republican Brotherhood, Irish Volunteers, Irish Citizen Army and Cumann na mBan, a women's organisation. The rebels had small arms and faced the mighty British Army.

Key characters
Patrick Pearse led the Irish Volunteers, rose to command the GPO HQ unit and, eventually, unconditionally surrendered. Pearse signed the Proclamation of Independence, along with six others: Thomas J. Clarke, Seán Mac Diarmada, Thomas MacDonagh, Éamonn Ceannt, James Connolly and Joseph Plunkett.

Main event
The Proclamation of the Irish Republic was read by Pearse at the General Post Office, GPO, on O'Connell St, Dublin 1, on Monday, 24 April, 1916, and the flag of the Irish Republic was raised.

Key battles took place in Dublin, mainly around Mount Street and the Grand Canal, the Four Courts and North King Street, the South Dublin Union, now St James's Hospital, and St Stephen's Green, with significant rebel successes. Rebel positions in the GPO and Liberty Hall were shelled by British artillery, including from a gunboat on the River Liffey. The only major event outside Dublin was a series of successful rebel attacks in Ashbourne, County Meath.

Saturday, 29 April 1916.

Casualties, Irish Rebels
64 dead, 16 executed.

Casualties, British Forces
132 dead.

Casualties, civilian
254 dead.

Immediate outcome
16 Irish leaders, including the seven signatories of the Proclamation of Independence, were executed, mostly by firing squad in Kilmainham Gaol. Roger Casement, captured while trying to bring Germany into the conflict, was hanged in London.

Impact on course of Irish history
The Rising put militant republicanism back on centre stage, after the 19th century's mainly pacifist attempts at achieving Irish freedom. On January 21, 1919, republican abstentionist MPs, by then known as Sinn Fein, declared the independence of the Irish Republic. The Irish War of Independence began that same day, with an ambush by the newly-formed Irish Republican Army (IRA) on British forces. The War concluded with the Anglo-Irish Treaty on 6 December, 1921, with Britain giving up control of the 26 counties. Britain held on to the six counties of Northern Ireland.

The loss of the six counties bitterly divided Irish republicans, leading to the vicious Irish Civil War, 28 June 1922 – 24 May 1923. Pro-Treaty forces, led by Michael Collins and with British support, won. The two leading political parties in Ireland today, Fine Gael (Pro-Treaty) and Fianna Fail (Anti-Treaty), are the direct descendants of both sides in the Civil War. The Rising gave Ireland her independence and led to the Republic we have today. This is justifiably a source of pride to Irish people. But it is also valid to wonder if the Republic which was created made all the horror and death worthwhile. At the time of writing, March 2016, Ireland has no democratically-elected Government and nobody really cares. The European Union has taken the role of empire.

Further reading

The Easter Rising led to the War of Independence, which led to the Irish Civil War, so all three events are linked and should be understood. These Wikipedia pages are top quality, easy reading:

Irish War of Independence, 1919-21:


Check the official website for all events being held across the country to mark the Rising. Key commemoration happens over Easter weekend 2016, though the dates do not correspond, but there are events all year long.